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PostSubject: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:12 am

So here's what I want to do on this thread. I want a very illiterate RP with no plot at all. Just random, nonsensical stuff.

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Play along with whatever happens.

This is an illiterate RP, that means don't use periods, grammar, capitalization, no none of that. I actually DON'T want you to use them. If you looked at the example, then you know what I mean.

Although the minimum you must type is one full line.


LET THE NONSENSE BEGIN!

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There wons was a man that ate a ladybug and that ladybug got so angry that it TRANSFOOOOOOOOOOORMED into an evil caterpillar that wanted to destroy the universe.

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:20 am

Um... The page I was looking for doesn exist XD but I have a DA too :3 Very Happy

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To this war of every man against every man, this also in consequent; that nothing can be unjust. The notions of right and wrong, justice and injustice have there no place. Where there is no common power, there is no law, where no law, no injustice. Force, and fraud, are in war the cardinal virtues.
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:26 am

The evil caterpillar first got tons o little butterfly friends to try to take over le earth

(please forgive the double post- I think I'm doing this right ^_^')

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To this war of every man against every man, this also in consequent; that nothing can be unjust. The notions of right and wrong, justice and injustice have there no place. Where there is no common power, there is no law, where no law, no injustice. Force, and fraud, are in war the cardinal virtues.
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Sun Jul 14, 2013 12:38 am

And then Morgan Freeman came to voice the most epic battle of epicness between the caterpillar/butterfly and humans. President Brick Obomba dropped a nuclear boomb on the caterpillar.

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Sun Jul 14, 2013 12:45 am

the caterpillar thn ate da bomb and became a evil fox atacking all in it path. luckily a magic rainbow sherbet death pony came to the rescue
(this makes me feel illiterate, but it's kinda fun :3 at least it is entertaining and makes me giggle XD)

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:44 am

The magic rainbow sherbet death pony screameded in a thick russian accent to the evil fox U R NO MATCH FOR MY SISTERS EPIC DANCEING POWERS OF DEATH and then her sister danced like this -
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:54 am

The evil fox wasn't done with the battle though the dancin hurt it. it put a spell on Tim Hawkins and shouted, COMEDIANS BEAT ALL [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] (I just wanted an excuse to post that)

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:23 am

The death pony scremed in response to the comedian, OH NO I HAS BEEN DEFEATED and then it fell on the floor and died and her sister that danced to the speedcore turned into George Zimmerman and then everyone killed him because everyone hates George Zimmerman aparently.

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:29 am

The evil fox laughed, "no one can defeat me!" It shouted before eating a moth

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:35 am

The moth transformed into the mighty MOTHMAN and the fox was splatteredededed.

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:52 am

And George Zimmerman was dead.

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:00 am

The endededed?

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:46 am

WRONG! Because as Zimmerman died, the mighty Land Whales returned from underground to wreak their revente on mankind!

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:27 am

But then the air elephants came to eat some land whales

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:10 am

Land Whales are bigger than Air Elephants.

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:48 am

Sudnly, Ash Ktcham and Goony broght watr hawks to da fight. Then gooby tok of his mask and ws like "accually is Dolan". Ash Ktcham ws angrd bi ths and tried to kll Dolan, but Dolan pulled off Ash Ktcham's mask to revel that is was accually Gooby. Then Dolan ws like "Gooby pls" and set off nuclear warhed.

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:06 pm

Yes but the Air Elephants Are really hungry.
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:57 am

And George Zimmerman was still dead.

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:58 pm

But Stellus Mortem burned all the Air elephants with the sun.

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:15 pm

Toron pls.

Onse te sun burnd aer elefants te sun tok of its masc and was liek: "Acually is Dolan 2." And ten sed: "dei Stellus Mordor" and ten set of moar nucler warheds at ereyone.

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:25 pm

Plz, ths is hw u mk a sntnc rly iltrat

Thn d nclear wrhds blw up n evr1 died.

((and that is how I do my every day text! :3))

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:30 pm

Stellus Mortum is nuke-proof, so STFU!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:45 pm

Then all the sudn lif becan a new an thr was peace and ponies that could talk and magic ever wher and lots of frendships
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:01 am

And George Zimmerman was still dead.

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)   Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:16 pm

And that's why Mexico didn't join Nazi Germany WWII.
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