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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:02 am

Because the sun refused to work at night.

Why are raspberry icicle pops blue?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:16 am

Because they got tired of being red.

Why do sharks mistake surfers for seals?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:20 am

because crocodiles don't.


why is my signature a poem by Edgar Allen Poe?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:17 am

Because you didn't want Robert Frost.

Why do some people drink hot chocolate in Summer?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:44 pm

Because frying out tongues is fun.

Why is cheese real?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:49 pm

Because bacon is.

Why does canadian bacon look and taste like ham?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:00 pm

Because it's mystery meat.

Why do people like their steak medium rare?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:14 pm

Because its a challenge to find.
Why do wolves howl at the moon?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:19 am

Because they think it's smexy. (get it Laughing )

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:23 am

Because you inspires some awe from the audience when you set off that fireworks display last year.

Why do people use smilies when not all of them are smiley faces?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:27 am

Because they are so cute to look at. However you shouldnt post them out in the open or the Derpic Smiley Hunters will geet 'em.

Why do cows Moo?
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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:42 am

because 'bark' and 'quack' were already taken.


why do roosters wake up so early?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:56 pm

They don't. They stay up all night and crow continuously because they don't want to miss the exact timing of when the sun rises.

Why is the Sun made of Plasma?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:23 pm

It's not. It's made out of cookies.

why isn't the moon made of cheese?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:57 pm

It's not made from cheese because someone replaced it with cheesecake years ago.

Why are stars so big, when all we see are little pinpricks of light?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:58 pm

Seventeen

Why dud I answer vioera's question with a number?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:54 pm

Because Numbers are edible, and are very crunchy, sort of like potato chips.

Why do people keep fish as pets?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:12 am

because may flies died too easily.


why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:48 pm

Beacuse tis fun

Why DID WE CREATEZ POTATO CHIPS!!!???!?!?!?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:34 pm

Because people wanted something deliceous yet healthy. They failed.

How come people who are Awesome inspire awe, and people who are fearsome inspire fear, but people who are handsome don't inspire hands?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:44 am

seventeen.

why do we call darklord Grox? (I already know, but figured I'd bring it up).

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:56 am

Because he changed his name to Grox.

Why do people like staring at the stars?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:30 pm

Because the stars aren't real; their all a hoax set up by the government to get us to drink orange juice. We have to stare at them by law.

How come children can't watch horror movies?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:33 am

Because Adults don't want their kids to see how scared they get.

Why do people keep cats as pets?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:22 pm

Yellow, because Aliens don't wear hats.


Why does Old Spice make you smell like power?

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