The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)

Because they were all busy trying to cross the border

Yes yes true, but the albinos didn't go, cuz nobody likes them. And the Germans wanted them to attack America!

but hitlar was overcome by his gayness and commited seppuku

Well he did kill himself and his body got burned by the Russians and they ate the cake that he was going to have for his party

But then Hatsune Miku came and sang a song about poop, and it was beautiful. It was so good that it made Joseph Stalin cry.

but then Jorge lookus pulled out his storm tropper hitting his hed and they all laughed and died of exploseev eentesteens.
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nd tehn goobys snot curld round his head and round and rond and roudn adn round

and teh poop song exploded into cloud of goomies

but den tha germeis toorned inta gummeh bers and thay seng sungs an died of death