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PostSubject: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:14 am

Okay, The title of this forum games is just like it sounds. Here's how it goes. You ask someone a question, and the next poster answers incorrectly. Also, since people sometimes try to take shortcuts, answering simply with a yes or a no is no longer a valid answer. Here's an example:

Person 1: Why is the sky blue?

Person 2: It didn't want to be red.
             
And that's how it goes. I know the example was lame, but it proves my point. So here's the first question.

Why is the symbol of this forum a Dragon?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:10 am

Because a hipster was to mainstream.


Why did the chicken cross the road?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:21 am

It was riding on the other chicken.

Why is Australia both a country and a continent?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:16 am

Because it couldn't make up its mind on choosing just one.

Why isn't the North Pole a continent?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:19 am

Because Australia stole its spot.

Why don't trees bark?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:20 am

Because the dogs stole their voices,

Why doesn't the moon make it's own light?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:36 am

Because someone turned it off.


Who am I?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:03 am

That's easy! You're Bill Gates!

Why did William Shakespeare write so many depressing plays in the first place?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:25 am

because he wasn't a communist.

why did people think that arthur miller was a communist?


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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:45 am

For the same reason I think the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" religion is a fraud.


Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:47 am

because E=MC2.


what is slenderman?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 2:41 pm

A guy who is very, very thin.

Why do people ride horses instead of cattle?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:16 pm

Because the chicken was too small to ride.

What is the meaning of life?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:13 pm

We were all an accident: The big bang was caused by an alien named Ted, who accidently blew up his apartment while trying to brew some root beer.

Why does soda explode when shaken?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:22 pm

because it isn't Chuck Norris.

what is one plus one?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:28 pm

Forty two million, five hundred and eighty nine thousand, seven hundred and one.



Why does life find a way?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:34 pm

because it is not Chuck Norris, so therefore it needs to find it's way, unlike chuck norris, who already has his way.

why did Nick80 change his name to theoperator?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:45 pm

I'm not Nick80, therefor, your argument is invalid.


What time does the narwal bacon?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:48 pm

whenever Chuck norris wants it to.

why do I keep making chuck norris jokes?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 5:46 pm

Because you forgot about Jackie Chan

Why are Zombies popular on Halloween?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 6:03 pm

because nobody's made a Chuck Norris costume yet.

why is Vipera's avatar a dragon?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:00 pm

Because I didn't want to use an Owl.

Why can't brooks babble?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:05 pm

because I said so.

What rhymes with orange.

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:44 pm

Purple.

Why do people wear jackets during winter?

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PostSubject: Re: Misleading Answers   Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:34 am

People don't wear jackets; the jackets are hugging them for warmth.

How did the moon get there?

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