Misleading Answers

yes. But only Peter Griffin hears it.

If she seel seashell down by the seashore, how much does she charge?

Infinity squared times two


why do you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?

I dunno. wondered that myself. So I blame the goverment buracracy.

Now whyis there an interstate in Hiwaii, but no other state to go to?

The Atlantic counts as a state, so people drive into the ocean.

Why are butterflies born as caterpillars? Can't they just be born as butterflies and skip the larval stage?

Well they could, but who wants to be cold in the winter. Those cucoons look awefly snug to me.

Why 42?

Because if you switch it around and divide it by twelve you get 2. Why? Because the person who wrote the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy was a drunk OCD at the time and everything had to be based on 2.

If you die regardless of your religion after you discover the purpose of life, then what is it and how do you answer this question without dying?

42

why is gir so stupid but the most popular character of the entire series?

Dunno I could care less, but i guess cuz stupid is memberable.

Now Tell me what are rule 52 and 53 of the internet?

Rules 34, 35, 69, and 70.


Why does no one speak of rule 1 and 2?

GAA!!!! NO NEVER!!!!!! RULE 2!!!!!! GAAA NOW I SPOKE OF IT!!!!!!!!!

Well because of that I will befuddle you.

What is the Square root of pie times the square root of 4i?

Inconclusive Data, which leads me to believe the answer is nothing, not 0, just nothing...

What do you call the side of a violin?

I honestly don't know.

But more math! Since 4i is the square root of -16 that last question was a trick. So then what would the real awnser be the, if it were that we took the square rot of negative Pi and multiplied them together?

A lot of numbers.

Why do we wear socks and not fluffy warm shoes?

Because people are lazy bastards who are under the impression that socks are easier to put on than shoes.

Why do people seem to enjoy asking inanely stupid questions?

Because computers stole all of our intelligence.

If guns don't kill people, people kill people, dose that mean that toasters don't toast toast, but toast toast toast?

By that logic, then the answer toast toasts toast would need to by squared, then divided by its inverse tangent to find the answer.

Why do the people who claim to be the most adult like act like the biggest babies?

Yes.

What does Infinity look like?

This:
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What made the titanic sink?

An interesting kind of dirty sock.

why do people not drink form upside down umbrellas?

No.

why aren't figs blue?

I said so.

Why are clouds white?

tacos taste good

will robots ever take over?

Only France.

Why is Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds?